The seagulls are patiently awaiting their prey: cold chips and discarded gherkins.

I hate seagulls. Horrible creatures that infest Glasgow city centre and are pretty damn terrifying when they’re out in their hordes attacking bins/pensioners. I saw one eating a dead pigeon yesterday while all of the dead pigeon’s liitle pigeon friends looked on sadly*.

* I’m not sure that pigeons can display emotion, but if they could have, these ones would have looked sad.