The seagulls are patiently await­ing their prey: cold chips and dis­carded gherkins.

I hate seagulls. Hor­rible creatures that infest Glas­gow city centre and are pretty damn ter­ri­fy­ing when they’re out in their hordes attack­ing bins/pensioners. I saw one eat­ing a dead pigeon yes­ter­day while all of the dead pigeon’s liitle pigeon friends looked on sadly*.

* I’m not sure that pigeons can dis­play emo­tion, but if they could have, these ones would have looked sad.

 

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