Author Archives: Laura

Dessert-wich?

Now, I’m as much of a fan of an uncon­ven­tional sand­wich filling as the next girl (ham, salt & vin­egar crisps, chocol­ate but­tons & mayo on white bread being a par­tic­u­lar favour­ite), but Tesco’s ‘sum­mer’ sand­wich is a stage too far, even for me:

Cre­ated by Tesco “to mark the start of sum­mer, Wimble­don fort­night and the quint­es­sen­tial Brit­ish treat”, the sand­wich con­sists of sliced straw­ber­ries, clot­ted cream and a dol­lop of straw­berry jam between two pieces of poppy­seed bread which sounds ok, but in real­ity comes together to form an unap­peal­ing pink-tinged mush. Need­less to say, these have ended up in the reduced sec­tion every day this week as it seems that people aren’t ready to embrace the dessert-wich even at a pound a go.

This isn’t Tesco’s first attempt at gar­ner­ing some free pub­li­city with bizarre sand­wich con­cotions: they’ve appar­ently also tried to tempt hungry lunch­time cus­tom­ers with a lasagne sand­wich (which seems entirely unne­ces­sary) and the world’s first com­mer­cially pre­pared sweet sand­wich, con­sist­ing of banana chocol­ate spread on chocol­ate bread. Yum!

What’s next for Tesco? Per­haps the Candwich? 

Projects

When I moved into my flat just over a year ago, every­one com­men­ted on how new everything seemed: at less than three years old it still man­aged to look good with its ori­ginal coat of paint and stand­ard, builder designed décor. It was a bless­ing at a time when my ‘house’ budget was barely stretch­ing to sofas, and lux­ur­ies like paint were just a pipe-dream, but now that I’ve had time to get used to it (and time to notice that the walls are, in fact, painted magno­lia) I find myself increas­ingly want­ing to change things. Not huge things, but little pro­jects to make my mark on my sur­round­ings and make it feel a little more homely.

On the cards so far:

  • Stain my post­card frames — there are cur­rently 12 of these on my wall but they don’t look up to much at the moment. I’m plan­ning to just lightly stain them so they don’t scream PINE! so much.
  • Do some­thing with the frame that came with the Glas­gow Uni­ver­sity print I got at the Bar­ras. The frame is gold and very much not my scene, but it’s actu­ally quite a nice shape so hope­fully I can paint it/stain it and hang it in my bedroom.
  • Fin­ish the book­case in the hall — a white Billy book­case from Ikea I’m hop­ing to make a bit more sub­stan­tial. It’s mostly done, just need to find a way to secure the top wood and find some nice wallpaper/wrapping paper for the insides.
  • Tidy up my ‘new’ cof­fee table. I bought it for £35 on Gumtree and I love it, but I think it’s a little too rus­tic for my fairly mod­ern house. My plan for it at the moment is to sand it back a bit to lighten the wood, repair some of the dings and wax it to fin­ish it off. Any sug­ges­tions for other/better ways to treat it are welcome!
  • Find some­thing bet­ter for my TV to sit on. It cur­rently lives on this which I still like the shape of, but the Ikea lam­in­ate looks awful next to the reclaimed wood cof­fee table. I’m won­der­ing about paint­ing it: I know the pit­falls of paint­ing lam­in­ated Ikea fur­niture, but from what I’ve read it’s pos­sible as long as you use enough primer.  But what col­our? It’s either that or buy some more reclaimed wood from Glas­gow Wood Recyc­ling and cus­tom build some­thing myself, which could prove rather chal­len­ging but would undoubtedly leave me with a bet­ter piece of fur­niture. We’ll put this in the ‘dis­tant future’ pile, shall we?
  • Sort out the desk situ­ation in the study/guest bed­room. A couple of years ago I bought a desk on Bof­fer for £20 and though solid, it’s def­in­itely bar­gain base­ment stuff. That’s not to say I’m about to go out and drop a load of cash on a desk but I would like some­thing a bit nicer and more suited to the room. I briefly con­sidered buy­ing a bur­eau, but much as I would love one it’s not entirely prac­tical since I need some­where for a mon­itor. I’m toy­ing with the idea of build­ing my own desk out of salvaged lam­in­ated chip­board from my recently replaced cof­fee table — Ikea sell legs cheaply and I reckon there’s enough mater­ial there for some­thing along the lines of this stu­dio desk. Def­in­itely a major pro­ject, but I’m encour­aged to move a little quicker on this one by the old cof­fee table sit­ting tak­ing up room until I decide.
  • Do all the little things I’ve been mean­ing to do: fix the skirt­ing boards (inex­plic­ably fall­ing apart), replace lounge roller blinds with vene­tian blinds, tile the bath­room floors, get some (any!) bath­room fit­tings & shelves, fix the crow­bar dam­age to the front door (the joys of buy­ing a repos­sessed house), find a rug for the bed­room and a big­ger one for the lounge, invest­ig­ate cur­tains for the bed­rooms. (I can’t believe I just quite ser­i­ously typed “invest­ig­ate cur­tains”… what has become of my life?)
  • Last, but def­in­itely not least: paint the whole flat. This is dif­fi­cult, because the one and only time I’ve ever been allowed to choose my own paint col­our (my teen­age bed­room) I chose a hor­rible ter­ra­cotta that I regret­ted imme­di­ately — though admit­tedly it was a whole lot less embar­rass­ing that the black I had inten­ded to paint it. So, I think I’d just like to paint everything white. Not bril­liant white, but one of the baff­ling num­ber of other whites that seem to exist in the home dec­or­at­ing world. I have no idea where to start with that one.

I think that’s it for now. Easy, right? Hints, tips and sug­ges­tions will be grate­fully received!

100 days

It doesn’t feel like that long, but as time goes on the NHS app is becom­ing more and more vague as to what the prom­ised “big improve­ments” in health are going to be. From most of the lit­er­at­ure I read, all the bene­fits are lis­ted as hap­pen­ing after 1–2 weeks and after 10 years — what hap­pens in between? Obvi­ously my body is improv­ing every day I don’t smoke, but the NHS really need to fill in the gaps in their apps.

Here’s to another 100 days.

Glasgow from above

Image via Schools Wikipedia

Glas­gow from above isn’t much pret­tier or cohes­ive than it is from the ground, but this pan­or­ama is a good rep­res­ent­a­tion of the city’s con­stant evolution.

Glas­gow isn’t a par­tic­u­larly sen­ti­mental city when it comes to archi­tec­ture. Need a new motor­way? We’ll just knock down those pretty build­ings in your way. Build­ing a six star hotel but there are some pesky old build­ings and busi­nesses on the site you want? We’ll make trad­ing con­di­tions impossible  until they have to give up. A velo­drome you say? Sure thing, we’ll just evict some gran­nies and level their tene­ments for you.

All over the city you’ll see old build­ings jux­ta­posed with new and huge gaps where build­ings have been lev­elled and their replace­ment devel­op­ments for­got­ten, but the fluid­ity is part of what I love about Glas­gow — you can have grown up here and still be sur­prised at what you encounter around the corner.

There are a few build­ings I’m sorry I never had the chance to see. The St Enoch Hotel back in 1879 is a little more impress­ive than the St Enoch Centre on the site today:

Glas­gow Uni­ver­sity would have been some­thing to see in its ori­ginal home on the High Street, espe­cially when you see bits you recog­nise from the cur­rent cam­pus in these old pictures:

Outer court at the Old College, via Glasgow University Library

(The Lion and Uni­corn stair­case and the arch­way below it were moved brick by brick to the university’s cur­rent home.)

The city’s Park dis­trict is one of the least changed areas and makes for an enjoy­able stroll. There’s very little dif­fer­ence betwen this view of Wood­side Cres­cent from 1839 and the one I saw every day when I worked in the area 168 years later:

Woodside Crescent 1839, via The Glasgow Story

It’s easy to for­get what a grand past Glas­gow had when the rem­nants are tucked away in places like Park and Blythes­wood Square, but it’s always nice to stumble into a little enclave the bull­dozers have missed.

 

Incredible pirate ship bedroom

The kid who lives in this bed­room chose between a space ship, race car, castle and pir­ate ship — it’s a little indul­gent I think, but kudos to the design­ers and build­ers for a really incred­ible project!

More pic­tures of the pir­ate ship bedroom.