Finally, Christmas is close enough to start getting excited about! I’m not a Christmas loon but I do enjoy a little bit of festivity once December rolls around and it’s getting harder to tell when an innocent comment about the impending holiday will elicit groans rather than cheer from anyone in the vicinity. Assuming the very thought of Christmas doesn’t offend you, please carry on…
I have a real tree again this year and, for once, it isn’t the last sad, tired looking one from B&Q I usually end up with. A bit of forward planning and one excellent supplier recommendation later and I have a very pretty little (well, nearly 6 foot) Nordman Fir. I managed to get this one for a bargain price of £25 but I think I may have been very lucky with a sympathetic and very helpful tree salesman — after breaking my washing machine yesterday morning the saving was very welcome. If you’re in Glasgow and looking for a tree I’d definitely recommend them — they’re on Algie Street, just across from the Church on the Hill. I don’t know them, their trees are just some of the nicest I’ve seen in Glasgow — if I had a bigger house and a bigger budget I’d have gotten one of the beautiful spruces with a log base.
The downside to my lovely tree is the bare base reminding me I have no presents to put under it. Every year I spend hours poring over websites weeks in advance, planning everyone’s presents in meticulous detail before panicking about whether I’ll be able to get the packages and deciding against online shopping at the last moment. How DO people who work full time get packages? My local Royal Mail collection centre serves a huge area of Glasgow that comprises mainly of flats (so most people struggle to get packages delivered) and yet only opens business hours during the week and on Saturday mornings. I once waited three and a half hours there on a Saturday morning only to be told they had to close and I should come back on Monday — not a particularly workable service. So, I expect I’ll be spending the two days before Christmas in the city centre, fighting my way through the least festive bunch of people around — the late Christmas shoppers. I suspect a few Festival beers from the German Christmas market will be required to get through the torture.
I’ve made a couple of Spotify Christmas playlists which should come in handy to drown out the screeching/wailing/shouting/swearing of my fellow shoppers. I’ve separated the tunes into two lists — Christmas (songs that your Mum would like) and Alternative Christmas (songs your Mum probably wouldn’t like). Track-listings after the jump if you’re interested.





