Ten coos in a field, which one’s on holiday? The one wi’ the wee calf.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I tell that joke every time I’m in Pollok Park, alongside the one and only piece of Highland cow trivia I know: a collection of Highland cattle is called a fold, not a herd. Crazy.
At the Barras in Glasgow, in an undercover area behind the stalls selling towels, cheap clothes and Bob Marley posters is the Glasgow Antiques and Collectibles Market: a treasure trove (or junk yard, depending on your outlook) of antique and not-quite-so-antique bits and bobs. Discarded decorations from generations of Glasgow homes are piled high on tables, hidden in boxes, hanging from ceilings and perched precariously on wobbly shelves and while it’s unlikely you’ll find the next Antiques Roadshow record breaker here, there’s definitely a few diamonds in the rough to be unearthed.
A couple of months ago I went in search of some interesting prints for the flat accompanied by my father who, despite living in London for most of the last twenty years, seemed to fall straight back into the Glaswegian swing of things upon passing under the iconic iron gates of the Barras. Rifling through a huge box of prints, I stumbled across a dusty framed print of a painting of Glasgow University by Malcolm Butts. I’d been looking for a nice print of the University, and while I’d considered Adrian McMurchie’s illustration of the tower, Butts’ more traditional depiction of the South Front seemed more fitting for my alma mater. I left it to Kane Snr. to haggle with the stern looking woman presiding over the stall and walked away happy after paying a portion of the stickered price.
As happy as I was with the print itself, the huge gold frame (which my father, probably correctly, surmises is worth more than the print itself) really wasn’t my thing and found itself the first target of my home improvement project. Armed with a colour of spray paint whose name practically guarantees it won’t be used in any wrongdoing (I don’t think there’s any streetcred to be had in carrying a can of ‘Espresso’), I set to work:
The paint doesn’t quite match the purple-brown hue the can suggests, which is quite fortunate, and after three separate coats the gaudy gold is banished. I need to tidy up the mounting a little (it’s remarkably difficult to get it straight), but I think overall it’s an improvement:
Now, I’m as much of a fan of an unconventional sandwich filling as the next girl (ham, salt & vinegar crisps, chocolate buttons & mayo on white bread being a particular favourite), but Tesco’s ‘summer’ sandwich is a stage too far, even for me:
Created by Tesco “to mark the start of summer, Wimbledon fortnight and the quintessential British treat”, the sandwich consists of sliced strawberries, clotted cream and a dollop of strawberry jam between two pieces of poppyseed bread which sounds ok, but in reality comes together to form an unappealing pink-tinged mush. Needless to say, these have ended up in the reduced section every day this week as it seems that people aren’t ready to embrace the dessert-wich even at a pound a go.
This isn’t Tesco’s first attempt at garnering some free publicity with bizarre sandwich concotions: they’ve apparently also tried to tempt hungry lunchtime customers with a lasagne sandwich (which seems entirely unnecessary) and the world’s first commercially prepared sweet sandwich, consisting of banana chocolate spread on chocolate bread. Yum!
When I moved into my flat just over a year ago, everyone commented on how new everything seemed: at less than three years old it still managed to look good with its original coat of paint and standard, builder designed décor. It was a blessing at a time when my ‘house’ budget was barely stretching to sofas, and luxuries like paint were just a pipe-dream, but now that I’ve had time to get used to it (and time to notice that the walls are, in fact, painted magnolia) I find myself increasingly wanting to change things. Not huge things, but little projects to make my mark on my surroundings and make it feel a little more homely.
On the cards so far:
Stain my postcard frames — there are currently 12 of these on my wall but they don’t look up to much at the moment. I’m planning to just lightly stain them so they don’t scream PINE! so much.
- Do something with the frame that came with the Glasgow University print I got at the Barras. The frame is gold and very much not my scene, but it’s actually quite a nice shape so hopefully I can paint it/stain it and hang it in my bedroom.
- Finish the bookcase in the hall — a white Billy bookcase from Ikea I’m hoping to make a bit more substantial. It’s mostly done, just need to find a way to secure the top wood and find some nice wallpaper/wrapping paper for the insides.
Tidy up my ‘new’ coffee table. I bought it for £35 on Gumtree and I love it, but I think it’s a little too rustic for my fairly modern house. My plan for it at the moment is to sand it back a bit to lighten the wood, repair some of the dings and wax it to finish it off. Any suggestions for other/better ways to treat it are welcome!
- Find something better for my TV to sit on. It currently lives on this which I still like the shape of, but the Ikea laminate looks awful next to the reclaimed wood coffee table. I’m wondering about painting it: I know the pitfalls of painting laminated Ikea furniture, but from what I’ve read it’s possible as long as you use enough primer. But what colour? It’s either that or buy some more reclaimed wood from Glasgow Wood Recycling and custom build something myself, which could prove rather challenging but would undoubtedly leave me with a better piece of furniture. We’ll put this in the ‘distant future’ pile, shall we?
- Sort out the desk situation in the study/guest bedroom. A couple of years ago I bought a desk on Boffer for £20 and though solid, it’s definitely bargain basement stuff. That’s not to say I’m about to go out and drop a load of cash on a desk but I would like something a bit nicer and more suited to the room. I briefly considered buying a bureau, but much as I would love one it’s not entirely practical since I need somewhere for a monitor. I’m toying with the idea of building my own desk out of salvaged laminated chipboard from my recently replaced coffee table — Ikea sell legs cheaply and I reckon there’s enough material there for something along the lines of this studio desk. Definitely a major project, but I’m encouraged to move a little quicker on this one by the old coffee table sitting taking up room until I decide.
- Do all the little things I’ve been meaning to do: fix the skirting boards (inexplicably falling apart), replace lounge roller blinds with venetian blinds, tile the bathroom floors, get some (any!) bathroom fittings & shelves, fix the crowbar damage to the front door (the joys of buying a repossessed house), find a rug for the bedroom and a bigger one for the lounge, investigate curtains for the bedrooms. (I can’t believe I just quite seriously typed “investigate curtains”… what has become of my life?)
- Last, but definitely not least: paint the whole flat. This is difficult, because the one and only time I’ve ever been allowed to choose my own paint colour (my teenage bedroom) I chose a horrible terracotta that I regretted immediately — though admittedly it was a whole lot less embarrassing that the black I had intended to paint it. So, I think I’d just like to paint everything white. Not brilliant white, but one of the baffling number of other whites that seem to exist in the home decorating world. I have no idea where to start with that one.
I think that’s it for now. Easy, right? Hints, tips and suggestions will be gratefully received!
It doesn’t feel like that long, but as time goes on the NHS app is becoming more and more vague as to what the promised “big improvements” in health are going to be. From most of the literature I read, all the benefits are listed as happening after 1–2 weeks and after 10 years — what happens in between? Obviously my body is improving every day I don’t smoke, but the NHS really need to fill in the gaps in their apps.
Here’s to another 100 days.
Tweets
- Mentioning the Miss Piggy MAC line in the Bar Soba ladies loo queue produced more excitement than expected! Kudos to MAC for a brave move. about 1 day ago
- The lure of the new mattress I had delivered this morning is proving too much - time to head to bed! about 2 days ago



